Hi everyone,

As the repeated heatwaves are clearly leading to new developments on VF, I suggest you get your coal-fired fireplaces back up and running, sell your electric cars and go back to good old diesel without a particulate filter, and buy even more rubbish Chinese products that the great thinkers (and often eunuchs) call ‘fast fashion’.

Less soya beans and tofu, but more beef ribs for future improvements in VF!

In 10 years’ time, when it’s 50° in the shade, we can hopefully expect something new from the CDF… And that gives the dedicated managers time to learn how to darn their virtual socks.