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Ah ah that one is funny 😁😁😁

What is a cat in space? ……….. A catastronaut!

This is the story of a piece of paper that falls into the water. He shouts, "Help! I can't stand!"

Two onions are walking along the road. The first one gets run over. The second one: “oooooh! Nion!”

5/10

2 flies are on a poop, one farts, the other says "you're disgusted, we're at the table anyway" Ok I 👉

Thousands of ants are on an elephant and are biting him to try to make him leave because he tramples on their anthill every time he comes to eat the leaves of the tree just above. Suddenly, the elephant shakes himself and all the ants fall to the ground except one that is still hanging on his neck. And then, all the other ants shout at him: "Yeah, go ahead, strangle him!"

Which letter hurts when missed? 🤔

Why do we say that the Bretons are all brothers and sisters? Because they don't have Quimper

Why are lesbians always constipated? Because there are no guys to bother them. (I'm leaving)

Zenze10: Quel lettre fait mal quand elle est raté ? 🤔

The K Karate

This is a penguin sitting on a branch and showing his balls

Be careful of overflows to the right or left 😊

Does anyone know the joke of the commissioner? No? Put a finger in your a** and you'll see "how tight it is".

Ouch

A guy shows up at the garage: - Can you fix my wheel? - Sure... Oh! How did you manage to puncture that wheel like that? - I ran over a bottle. - Didn't you see it? - No, the guy had it in his pocket.

True story about movers At 5am my boss gets a call from a driver. -Sorry I broke a mirror. -You're calling me at 5am for that? Find a garage and change it. -I can't, the truck is lying on top of it.

It's almost the end of the year. Time flies by so fast. Almost exactly a year ago, my friend ran out of the room with tears in his eyes and shouting "Guys, it's a boy. It's a boy". We'll never set foot in Thailand again.

This is the story of a guy who thought he knew how to play VF since June 2018.

True story On the port of Monaco starting grid a lady asks me where the F1 circuit is Ben you have your feet on it madam Ah it's in town No madam it's outside we put trompe l'oeil wooden building then we take everything down