diditom |

30 days ago

Every season I play the same team in the 1st round of the cup. Every season I lose on penalties after a goalless draw, even though I tried everything I could to score. Even though I'm far superior in terms of stats. So carrot or beast.....?


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diditom |

30 days ago

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Akram |

30 days ago

What's a missing parameter?


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Alex-AJA |

30 days ago

Chris33 every season when he sees Diditom 1st round
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Mide |

30 days ago

Your midfield was lacking in this game. Many people don't realise the importance of the midfield


AmirAll |

30 days ago

Your mid center players throws white towel to the air.
4x out of luck


diditom |

30 days ago

Alex-AJA: Chris33 toutes les saisons quand il voit Diditom 1er tour
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😂


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mike59 |

30 days ago

I've got worse than you, diditom. Well, I still won on penalties:
#match?mid=5914276&score


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lorenzo861 |

29 days ago

#match?mid=5929770

Skyz you've been avenged 🤣
Not the most exceptional carrot but still....


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Colombpal85 |

29 days ago

This season, we need to come up with a title, I've already designed the logo xD

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michbou |

29 days ago

nice logo :p
but for whom ????????????????


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estac |

29 days ago

Colombpal85: Cette saison, il faut qu'on attribue un titre, j'ai déjà designé le logo xD

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The return of the Oscars?


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Colombpal85 |

29 days ago

estac: Retour des oscars ?

Ah, I don't know, I was just having fun with the AI 🤣
But we can discuss it, yes 😁


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Blagoje Vidinic |

29 days ago

estac: Retour des oscars ?

Oscar...ottes. 😂🤣


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Zeus |

28 days ago

You just have to be the best :D


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salvatore59 |

27 days ago

A fun little game!😁
#match?mid=5946358


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diditom |

27 days ago

😱


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Tank °LA° |

26 days ago

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Demi-cerveau |

26 days ago

Tank °LA°: #match?mid=5948673&stats

She's beautiful. A serious candidate


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Tank °LA° |

26 days ago

Really


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El_Sombrero |

21 days ago

#match?mid=5957123
A pretty goalless draw, despite slight domination 😁


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Drosko |

21 days ago

El_Sombrero: #match?mid=5957123
Allée, un joli match nul et vierge, malgré une légère domination 😁

All that's missing is the goal you should have conceded from a possible one-on-one chance with the opposition and it would have been perfect!


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Le croc |

21 days ago

Don't worry, it's still a friendly match!


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El_Sombrero |

21 days ago

Le croc: Console toi ça reste un match amical !!

Don't worry, it'll hit one of my fingers without moving the other!


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Lebaygue |

21 days ago

El_Sombrero: T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

You must have a malformation because personally, the other one systematically moves if you touch me.


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Blagoje Vidinic |

21 days ago

El_Sombrero: T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Nice reference!


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michbou |

21 days ago

Low flying 🫣


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Zeus |

21 days ago

El_Sombrero: T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Oh no Manu sors de ce corps 🤣🤣🤣


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Lebaygue |

21 days ago

Zeus: Oh non Manu sors de ce corps 🤣🤣🤣

Originally, it was Chirac... Macron only plagiarised it.


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Le Retraité |

21 days ago

Wasn't it Plato who said that at the time?

It seems to me, during a lesson with Socrates (on the endu... no, I'm just kidding)... Plato was starting to talk about love... which would become platonic over time... Socrates retorted to his askew thesis, and that's when he launched his famous "it touches me one without..."... Socrates replied, "Don't speak ill of the eunuchs, your thesis on your love is for them!

They liked to make fun of each other in those days!


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Lebaygue |

20 days ago

Le Retraité: Ce n'est pas Platon qui avait dit ça à l'époque !?

Il me semble, lors d'un cours avec Socrate (sur l'endu... non là, je déconne)... Platon commençait à parler d'amour... qui deviendra avec le temps platonique... Socrate rétorquait à sa thèse de travers, c'est là qu'il avait lancé ce fameux "ça m'en touche une sans..."... Socrate lui aurait alors répondu "Ne te moque pas des eunuques, ta thèse sur ton amour est faite pour eux !"

Ils aimaient se vanner à l'époque !

Don't mess around too much with Socrate, he's an admin on VF...Now given his advanced age, it's possible that this formula suits him perfectly^^


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Zeus |

20 days ago

Lebaygue: A l origine,c est Chirac...Macron n a fait qu un plagiat.

That's true :D


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Le Retraité |

20 days ago

Reincarnation is like wine - it gets better with age!
After that, certain expressions about the Greeks are unworthy of eunuchs... and I don't condone them!


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Kamaalo18 |

20 days ago

#match?mid=5949426
Jeez
Anyways it was still a very good game we were just a bit unlucky.


Mininovak |

19 days ago

#match?mid=5957293&stats

14 occasions a 1

Afk 90'!

It teaches humility! You're bad jack! 😅


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Zeus |

19 days ago

Mininovak: #match?mid=5957293&stats

14 occasions a 1

Afk 90’ !

Ça apprends l’humilité ! T’es mauvais jack ! 😅

Yes, very bad xD


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soufa2m |

17 days ago

Do you, like me, get systematically unpleasant feedback from your junior recruiter despite his excellent grade and a level 10 training centre?


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Jalloh |

17 days ago

soufa2m: Avez-vous comme moi de systématiques désagréables retours de votre recruteur juniors malgré son excellente note et un centre de formation niveau 10 ?

Sorry about what 🤣😅 (humour)


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Magikcats |

14 days ago

It may have something to do with your strikers


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Sikora |

14 days ago

Magikcats: C'est peut être lié à tes attaquants

or your club name...?


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Magikcats |

14 days ago

Sikora: ou à ton nom de club...?

Mdr


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hazard14 |

13 days ago

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Thanks again for your brilliant mdm....
A guy who doesn't care about the match and as soon as he connects he scores.
2 chances to 8 and xg catastrophe
I really understand why a lot of people stop.... bothering to follow the game for 1 hour and 30 minutes just to get screwed


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Jalloh |

13 days ago
> **hazard14**: EDIT Blagoje Vidinic : Toutes les réponses de l'auteur à ce sujet ont été supprimées à sa demande.

Try changing the name of the club may be the same know Hazard 😁😅

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Zeus |

12 days ago
> **hazard14**: EDIT Blagoje Vidinic : Toutes les réponses de l'auteur à ce sujet ont été supprimées à sa demande.

The match was close and consistent
That's not a carrot
A carrot is when Real lose to Xerez, who are D3

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AmirAll |

12 days ago

meanwhile Aymeric
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Drosko |

12 days ago

Here's a nice one:
#match?mid=5966137


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Zeus |

12 days ago

Drosko: En voilà une petite sympathique :
#match?mid=5966137

GG!


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Totti10 |

12 days ago

If you can give me your opinion on the reason for such a low xG, I'd love to hear it, because I didn't understand it at all..
#match?mid=5920566&stats


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Colombpal85 |

12 days ago

Totti10: Salut ! J’en ai une un peu spéciale, d’ailleurs si vous pouvez me donner votre avis sur la raison d’un xG aussi faible, je suis preneur, car je n’ai pas compris du tout…
#match?mid=5920566&stats

Wow indeed ^^


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Zeus |

12 days ago

Totti10: Salut ! J’en ai une un peu spéciale, d’ailleurs si vous pouvez me donner votre avis sur la raison d’un xG aussi faible, je suis preneur, car je n’ai pas compris du tout…
#match?mid=5920566&stats

Why so many midfielders?
i'd have put more in attack myself


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