diditom |

14/10/2024

Every season I play the same team in the 1st round of the cup. Every season I lose on penalties after a goalless draw, even though I tried everything I could to score. Even though I'm far superior in terms of stats. So carrot or beast.....?


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diditom |

14/10/2024

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Akram |

14/10/2024

What's a missing parameter?


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Alex-AJA |

14/10/2024

Chris33 every season when he sees Diditom 1st round
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diditom |

15/10/2024

😂


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Mide |

15/10/2024

Your midfield was lacking in this game. Many people don't realise the importance of the midfield


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15/10/2024

Your mid center players throws white towel to the air.
4x out of luck


mike59 |

15/10/2024

I've got worse than you, diditom. Well, I still won on penalties:
#match?mid=5914276&score


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lorenzo861 |

16/10/2024

#match?mid=5929770

Skyz you've been avenged 🤣
Not the most exceptional carrot but still....


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Colombpal85 |

16/10/2024

This season, we need to come up with a title, I've already designed the logo xD

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estac |

16/10/2024

The return of the Oscars?


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estac Retour des oscars ?

Colombpal85 |

16/10/2024

Ah, I don't know, I was just having fun with the AI 🤣
But we can discuss it, yes 😁


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estac Retour des oscars ?

Blagoje Vidinic |

16/10/2024

Oscar...ottes. 😂🤣


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michbou |

16/10/2024

nice logo :p
but for whom ????????????????


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Zeus |

16/10/2024

You just have to be the best :D


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salvatore59 |

18/10/2024

A fun little game!😁
#match?mid=5946358


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diditom |

18/10/2024

😱


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Tank °LA° |

19/10/2024

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Demi-cerveau |

19/10/2024

She's beautiful. A serious candidate


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Tank °LA° |

19/10/2024

Really


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El_Sombrero |

24/10/2024

#match?mid=5957123
A pretty goalless draw, despite slight domination 😁


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Drosko |

24/10/2024

All that's missing is the goal you should have conceded from a possible one-on-one chance with the opposition and it would have been perfect!


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Le croc |

24/10/2024

Don't worry, it's still a friendly match!


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El_Sombrero |

24/10/2024

Don't worry, it'll hit one of my fingers without moving the other!


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El_Sombrero T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Lebaygue |

24/10/2024

You must have a malformation because personally, the other one systematically moves if you touch me.


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El_Sombrero T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Blagoje Vidinic |

24/10/2024

Nice reference!


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El_Sombrero T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Zeus |

24/10/2024

Oh no Manu sors de ce corps 🤣🤣🤣


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Zeus Oh non Manu sors de ce corps 🤣🤣🤣

Lebaygue |

24/10/2024

Originally, it was Chirac... Macron only plagiarised it.


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Lebaygue A l origine,c est Chirac...Macron n a fait qu un plagiat.

Zeus |

24/10/2024

That's true :D


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michbou |

24/10/2024

Low flying 🫣


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Brutus |

24/10/2024

Wasn't it Plato who said that at the time?

It seems to me, during a lesson with Socrates (on the endu... no, I'm just kidding)... Plato was starting to talk about love... which would become platonic over time... Socrates retorted to his askew thesis, and that's when he launched his famous "it touches me one without..."... Socrates replied, "Don't speak ill of the eunuchs, your thesis on your love is for them!

They liked to make fun of each other in those days!


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Lebaygue |

24/10/2024

Don't mess around too much with Socrate, he's an admin on VF...Now given his advanced age, it's possible that this formula suits him perfectly^^


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Brutus |

24/10/2024

Reincarnation is like wine - it gets better with age!
After that, certain expressions about the Greeks are unworthy of eunuchs... and I don't condone them!


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Kamaalo18 |

25/10/2024

#match?mid=5949426
Jeez
Anyways it was still a very good game we were just a bit unlucky.


Mininovak |

26/10/2024

#match?mid=5957293&stats

14 occasions a 1

Afk 90'!

It teaches humility! You're bad jack! 😅


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Zeus |

26/10/2024

Yes, very bad xD


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soufa2m |

27/10/2024

Do you, like me, get systematically unpleasant feedback from your junior recruiter despite his excellent grade and a level 10 training centre?


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27/10/2024

Sorry about what 🤣😅 (humour)


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Magikcats |

31/10/2024

It may have something to do with your strikers


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Sikora |

31/10/2024

or your club name...?


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Sikora ou à ton nom de club...?

Magikcats |

31/10/2024

Mdr


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hazard14 |

01/11/2024

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Thanks again for your brilliant mdm....
A guy who doesn't care about the match and as soon as he connects he scores.
2 chances to 8 and xg catastrophe
I really understand why a lot of people stop.... bothering to follow the game for 1 hour and 30 minutes just to get screwed


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01/11/2024

Try changing the name of the club may be the same know Hazard 😁😅


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Zeus |

01/11/2024

The match was close and consistent
That's not a carrot
A carrot is when Real lose to Xerez, who are D3


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01/11/2024

meanwhile Aymeric
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ValaVallall |

30/08/2025

Still 😂


Drosko |

01/11/2024

Here's a nice one:
#match?mid=5966137


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Zeus |

01/11/2024

GG!


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Totti10 |

02/11/2024

If you can give me your opinion on the reason for such a low xG, I'd love to hear it, because I didn't understand it at all..
#match?mid=5920566&stats


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Colombpal85 |

02/11/2024

Wow indeed ^^


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Zeus |

02/11/2024

Why so many midfielders?
i'd have put more in attack myself


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Drosko |

02/11/2024

Your opponent must have been defending low to have such a low xG in the 90th minute and I'm also one of those people who thinks that there are scripts for how a match unfolds, and yours, in this match, clearly didn't favour you.
There's no logical explanation other than...
You dominated everything absolutely outrageously, even if the midfield could have been slightly reduced, but that in no way explains the way the game went.


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Totti10 |

02/11/2024

Yes, I could have brought on another striker, or switched to a midfielder with more attacking instructions. But I really thought I had deployed enough to make a difference.
It gives us a chance to talk a bit about the game and to see that nothing can be taken for granted, even with such a big gap.


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Akram |

02/11/2024

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Zeus |

02/11/2024

No surprise there!
The mdm doesn't like your aberrant team

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Zeus Pas surprenant ! Le mdm n'aime pas ton équipe aberrante

Akram |

02/11/2024

Because she's Arab?


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Akram Parcequ'elle est arabe?

Zeus |

03/11/2024

No, it's too unbalanced with your styles
Well, that's my opinion
Kisses


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Zeus Non elle est trop déséquilibre avec tes styles Enfin c'est mon avis Bisous

Akram |

03/11/2024

The team aligned was a team of 87Ng general + an impact of +120 in Style against attack and which gives 904 stat's at the entry balanced in defense middle with the impact attack without having malus in other style, you suggest better? (I remain open to constructive advice)


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Magpie |

03/11/2024

I'll put it down here: #match?mid=5935165
Note for later: breaking the opposition's defence for 90 minutes and having 78% possession isn't enough. We need even more!
Although.... ah bah no we can score with 27% possession. And even twice! (Don't trust the Banzai at the end of the match)
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Zeus |

03/11/2024

That, on the other hand, was too much :/


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Clamsii |

03/11/2024

This one's magnificent! 0.8% on 2-0


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Rull43 |

03/11/2024

#match?mid=5932909

I'm pleased to take part


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ben33 |

03/11/2024

My first this season, and a great one at that!

#match?mid=5915102


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03/11/2024

Try my idea 😁


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math1518 |

03/11/2024

I'll teach you how to put carrots on if you like - it's quite an art you don't seem to have mastered!


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Akram |

03/11/2024

You must have a few tricks up your sleeve xD


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Skyred |

03/11/2024

#match?mid=5963497&stats&min=40
The result and the moment I take the 1/1 is just lunar 🤣🤣

Well, what reassures me is that I've seen some big names go bananas recently too.


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math1518 |

04/11/2024

Just good enough to draw against a nullos like you and to have a ratio not so bad to finish ahead of the LV and have 4 D1 Entente titles, and you have how many funny? 🙃


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Lebaygue |

04/11/2024

You should continue your very interesting conversation in private.


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Zeus |

04/11/2024

Yes, that's clear 😂


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Aguado |

04/11/2024

Or on a nursery school play mat with cuddly toys and a dummy in their mouth.


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Sikora |

06/11/2024

This one's not bad!🤣
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Zeus |

07/11/2024

No, that's not a carrot
It's beautiful :D


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Zenze10 |

06/11/2024

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