Given that we can no longer call a thread ‘carrots’ and that apparently all that’s left is the tops…
We’re being fed nonsense about how to flock jumpers, or crumbs for the pigeons (your shop sounds fascinating – you all seem a bit mad, if there are ever 10,000 knitting apps!)
Meanwhile, the root of the problem is still very much there… but no, this result is just an exception, an event that should only happen 0.7 per cent of the time out of 100 matches… but we’d need to work out the ratio because it’s a disaster. So in the meantime, we’re changing the rules yet again in the middle of the season, particularly regarding team selection, without ever giving any warning BEFORE the changes… no, those making the changes are the ones suffering DURING them. But it’ll all be fine soon – your haberdashery shop will strike it rich…

PS: Fortunately, it’s a friendly match in the Coupe d’Entente...

Tchub: Vu qu on ne peut plus appeler de sujet "carottes" et que visiblement il ne reste plus que la fane...
Qu on nous pond des inepties sur comment floquer des maillots, ou des miettes pour les pigeons (ca a l air passionnant votre boutique, vous en avez l air tous fou, si jamais il y a 10 000 applis de tricot!)
En attendant le fond du problème est toujours bien la... mais non ce résultat n est qu une exception, un événement qui ne devrait se dérouler que 0.7% de fois sur 100 matchs... mais faudrai...

A predictable defeat:

. You attack down the middle and he defends down the middle;
. Your defence is falling apart on all sides;
. Possession alone doesn’t guarantee a win;
. Playing style matters a great deal;
. Etc.

No pushovers here, even if your crusade against the mdm is taking root...

Could you pass me the salt, please?

In his defence, you’re only looking at the latest stats update.
The defeat doesn’t make sense given the xG, but that’s also part of the beauty of football and VF.

What’s the point of playing a match against a stronger opponent if it’s always the best and most dominant side that wins?
People always say that, in the end, it all evens out, even if we tend to remember the defeats more easily than the victories.

RMP-Val: Pour sa défense, tu ne regardes que la dernière màj des stats.
La défaite n'est pas logique au vu des xG, mais c'est aussi ça qui fait la beauté du foot et de VF.

A quoi bon jouer un match contre plus fort que soit si c'est toujours le meilleur et le plus dominant qui gagne?
On dit toujours qu'au final cela s'équilibre même si on retient plus facilement les carottes prises que l'inverse

My mistake – I jumped to conclusions a bit.

As soon as carrots come up, I just can’t help it – it’s stronger than me!

I’ll have a word with my therapist about it 😄