I must confess something to you: I’ve applied to the German Football Association to replace Nagelsmann as manager of the Mannschaft. I’m up against a certain Klopp. But one of my selling points is that I’m a very good tactician. However, during my interview, one of the panel members (a Klopp supporter) produced this document (see attachment). To give you some context, we were leading 1–0, we were down to 10 men after one of my midfielders was sent off, and we were on the back foot. And this happened during an opposition corner. Four of my lads were marking an opponent in the middle of the pitch. After that, I felt utterly humiliated and left the interview to the laughter of the panel. And I ended up in the pub opposite, knocking back Guinnesses to drown my sorrows...........Although I don’t need that to knock back a few Guinnesses