Hello!
Over the past few years and seasons, I’ve had all sorts of adventures in the Languedoc league, which I’ve always – or rather, sometimes – found a bit of a struggle, but right now it’s just not possible any more!
I think I’m the victim of a plot by a club – or clubs – who are jealous of my success!
Latest incidents:
Saturday 1 August: league match – no 4G signal from the start of the match, even though the mast is on the hill opposite (La Boissière mast)
Wednesday 5 August: league match against Morten.
After 15 minutes, no signal at all, even though I was on Palavas beach!
Another worrying factor is that these mishaps have been happening ever since I returned to the CP. During my last two seasons with the Languedoc club, nothing out of the ordinary happened – no bookings, no injuries.
So I’ve come to suspect the Languedoc club and its chairman, Rémi, directly.
Besides, RÉMI – those are four letters found in the name AyMERIc, and that can’t just be a coincidence.
You could even write ‘Ay c Remy’, which in text message form would directly point to the name of the organiser of this despicable plot.
I therefore request that an investigation be launched into this association’s president and its members.
Thank you in advance

But why on earth would you log on to VF when you’re at the beach?! That’s the real problem! 😁

The people want to know – you’ll have to answer for this, gentlemen!