"They need a good purge! "
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Just so you know, I think she's fine 😁😁😁

As long as Magik's sister's OK...

ManuM: Tant que la sœur à Magik va bien...

That's the main thing.

ManuM: Tant que la sœur à Magik va bien...

Have you thought about his wife?

It's the same 🤣🤣

bunch of jokers ^^

Magik'jojo: bande de rigolos ^^

You've been hibernating, it took you a while to respond with oops

kiki-sainté: T as hiberné tu as mis du temps a répondre occupé avec oups
Tu me déçois d habitude t aurais dit j ai pas de soeurrrr ptdr

You know, I spend my life on VF, I've got a family life ^^, and what's more they all know I've got a sister ^^ no more secrets for anyone. I let them fantasise a bit to brighten up their day.

Magik'jojo: Tu sais je passe ma vie sur VF , j'ai une vie de famille ^^, et en plus ils savent tous que j'ai une soeur ^^ plus de secret pour personne. Je les laisse fantasmer un peu ça égaye leur journée.

At the same time I made them believe I was a girl and some of them have believed it for 3 months 😁😁😁

kiki-sainté: En même temps je leurs ai fait croire que j étais une fille et certains le croient depuis 3mois 😁😁😁

They've been thinking I'm a man for 10 years, I'm an easy winner!

Ont est Au cabaret chez Michou 🦧🦧🍹😂😂😂

michbou: Ont est Au cabaret chez Michou 🦧🦧🍹😂😂😂

Non chez michbou ici et aguado que dire moi même je pensais que t'étais un mec ptdr

kiki-sainté: Non chez michbou ici et aguado que dire moi même je pensais que t étais un mec ptdr

Seriously, do I look like that?
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Wig or Not ????

Aguado: Sérieusement, j'en ai l'air?

Now that you mention it, you look like Father Blaise, with a head of hair!
#kaamelott

michbou: Perruque ou Pas ????

No, unfortunately I have a bit too much hair for a woman...

It's due to chromosomes and probably to the fact that my mother was involved with an elk.

Aguado: Sérieusement, j'en ai l'air?

Tout beau mon mentor vf 🥰

I'm shocked no more replies from me 😁😁😁

kiki-sainté: Je suis choqué plus de réponse de ma part 😁😁😁

Why are you so shocked? I'd be amazed if we could make a trombinoscope!

You didn't think I'd look like this, did you?

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That's ManuM's sister!

I would have liked that. She'd have had girlfriends of the same calibre and she'd have set the brother up. 🤣

ManuM: J'aurais bien aimé. Elle aurait eu des copines du même calibre et elle aurait arrangé des coups au frangin. 🤣

Don't you like my size, baby?

I promise underneath I've got a little less bush!

Guys, you've got to stop thinking that your 206 1.1 petrol, with a sound kit at the back that would wake Napoleon, is your wife....

And the little 206 majorettes are even less your children!

seblelionnais: Les gars, faut arrêter de penser que votre 206 1.1 essence, avec un kit sono a l'arrière qui reveillerai Napoléon, c'est votre femme....

Et les petites 206 majorette sont encore moins vos enfants!

They can clean me like you clean your car ♥!

Aguado: Ils peuvent me nettoyer comme tu nettoies ta voiture ♥!

As long as it's well lubricated, it'll start up again just fine.

ManuM: J'aurais bien aimé. Elle aurait eu des copines du même calibre et elle aurait arrangé des coups au frangin. 🤣

Nice sister!

If she had existed. You're inventing a sister I don't have, and a hot one at that. Let me exploit this loophole! 😅

ManuM: Si elle avait existé. Vous m'inventez une frangine que je n'ai pas, qui plus est, canon. Laissez moi exploiter cette faille!! 😅

Don't forget to tell your friends about it 😂

I didn't think this topic would deviate into a beauty salon, but hey, why not? Can I also tell you about my hair problems?
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Well, if we're here, here's my hair problem too
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kiki-sainté: Bon ben si on en est la voici mon soucis de poils aussi

What shirt is that? It smells like Ligue 2 around here

seblelionnais: Quel est ce maillot? Ca sent la ligue 2 par ici

Yes, so what? A few days ago you were also there and you didn't see me criticising you.

kiki-sainté: Oui et alors ??? Il y a quelques jours vous étiez également et tu ne m as pas vu critiqué

You should have.
You missed your window. 🤣

Blagoje Vidinic: Tu aurais dû.
Tu as raté ton créneau. 🤣

Seriously, chambering is forbidden by the rules, I'm going to ask for penalties 😁😁😁

seblelionnais: Quel est ce maillot? Ca sent la ligue 2 par ici

You're magic 🤣🤣🤣

kiki-sainté: Non mais sérieux le chambrage est interdit par le règlement, je vais demandé des sanctions 😁😁😁

I'm going to be serious too, if I had to choose, I'd have preferred Sainté in the play-offs (because Reims... It's so horrible to watch, their Coupe de France final and the replacement of strikers by defenders at 3-0...). At least your club has a soul and supporters.

And with the new owner, things will slowly start to happen, unlike us ^^'

Blagoje Vidinic: Tu aurais dû.
Tu as raté ton créneau. 🤣

... And slots, Kiki, are not what he does best!
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OncleOink: ... Et les créneaux, Kiki, c'est pas ce qu'il fait de mieux !

For a former delivery driver, I guarantee that I can teach you how to do it 😁😁😁

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It's not a 206, it's an Avtovaz Zhiguli from the plains of the Urals... it's roadworthy, it doesn't consume much and it's very environmentally friendly!