And there's a big WE on the horizon... no stress, there's dot S... acré Patrick, always there to play the fool!

Take care, I love you 😘

Go on, go to Speedy... the people you'll find on long weekends are the same ones who'll be telling you on Tuesday's TV shows that the French are lazy and don't work hard enough.

There's only one solution, re... ... er, go to Midas and get them to touch our bollocks so we can have them made of gold, and don't forget...

"Now you can turn off the television and get back to normal. Have a good Sunday!