Dear football fans,
You've already experienced this terrible injustice: your team concedes a goal, and the referee, whose eyesight rivals that of a short-sighted mole, awards the goal despite a 6km offside. You scream, you gesticulate, you threaten to boycott football... until the next match.
But there is a solution! VAR, the magic eye that allows referees to avoid judging actions with the acuity of a goldfish. Unfortunately, not all infrastructures have this precious tool yet. That's why we're launching a major fundraising campaign: "A screen for the referee, a victory for the truth". Every euro invested will be used to buy high-definition cameras to track down offsides, check penalties and prevent goalkeepers from performing dives worthy of an audition for an action film. Thanks to you, we'll put an end to refereeing injustices and, above all, we'll avoid Gerard spending three hours in the local refreshment bar replaying the match and explaining how "back in the day, refereeing was better". So (Aymeric) be generous! Because without you, football will remain a world where luck and human error dictate the results... and nobody wants to concede that kind of goal.
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There's never an offside. Since it's a full moon day, the offside is shifted. It's crazy to call yourself a football fan and not know that the offside is influenced by the stars

It was against an admin, it doesn't count 😂

It's an optical illusion 😂

Morten34: C’est une illusion d’optique 😂

That's why we're asking for comments in text mode 😁🤣

The var was eating burger king during the action