Good evening to you, RTG, aka Road to Glory, or should we say Râler ToGether is recruiting! They're all impostors here!

Let's start with our president: he spends all his time moaning about snagging the podium, but always ends up taking a tennis set in IE. 😆 As for Novak and his team, who were supposed to take us to the top, they've ended up as hold luggage. 😄
And then there's Ronol. He's winning everything with RTG2, but as soon as he lands in D1, he won't touch a marble again. 🤭 Not forgetting our members who confuse the PC with the Communist Party... No wonder we're struggling tactically. 😅
And since Drezzo's arrival, things haven't got any better, they've actually got worse. 😁

Aside from all that, the deal is made up of some great guys. OK, some of them are a bit special, but with names like michien, Pigloo and Donpanini, you can't expect to touch the stars. 😁😘

In short, now that the introductions have been made, there's no point in hesitating any longer and bring your strawberry so we can style the finest ass combs in VF 😁💪

https://discord.gg/62Tdwypw Just click here and say hello (otherwise https://youtu.be/x-VYdBKwSLc?si=OSKCtv3JgO4ssC9C 😂)

And there's no point in looking elsewhere, you know a lot of cartels where the smartest guy only has half a brain 😄😎

Drezzo35: Bien le bonsoir à vous, la RTG, alias Road to Glory, ou devrions-nous dire Râler ToGether recrute ! Ici, ce ne sont que des imposteurs !

Commençons par notre président : il passe son temps à râler pour accrocher le podium, mais se retrouve toujours à prendre un set de tennis en IE. 😆 Quant à Novak et sa team, censés nous porter vers les sommets, ils ont fini en bagage en soute. 😄
Et puis, il y a Ronol. Il gagne tout avec la RTG2, mais dès qu'il va débarquer en D1, il ne touc

La Range Ta Gaine is a great place to work with beautiful people. I loved my time with you for 9 seasons

Yes, Ramène Ta Gu**le are a very nice band with whom I worked at a time that people under 20 can't knowuh, Montmartre in those days, hung lilacs right up to the window sillsuh...

Drezzo35: Bien le bonsoir à vous, la RTG, alias Road to Glory, ou devrions-nous dire Râler ToGether recrute ! Ici, ce ne sont que des imposteurs !

Commençons par notre président : il passe son temps à râler pour accrocher le podium, mais se retrouve toujours à prendre un set de tennis en IE. 😆 Quant à Novak et sa team, censés nous porter vers les sommets, ils ont fini en bagage en soute. 😄
Et puis, il y a Ronol. Il gagne tout avec la RTG2, mais dès qu'il va débarquer en D1, il ne touc

We're even open to other cultures!
We also accept those who use charcoal barbecues..

You've even forgotten the old guys in the shop who moan about the trophy they've won but don't actually do anything in the shop

It's a weird mix but it works 🤣🤣

Top 3!!!

Whether it was RTG or RTG 2, both shone, both fought hard and both finished on the podium in third place 🤩🔥💪

Gg to all the mates 😀
And a good end to the season to all

Ps: we're still recruiting lami! 😉👍😎

Do you want to become a legend, collect trophies and make your opponents tremble as if you were Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet? Then RTG1 is for you! Here, you play for victory, defeats are classified as secret defence and the training is more intense than an episode of Dragon Ball Z. ⚽💪🔥

Are you more of a learning Jedi, a round ball Padawan, or just here to understand why your chairman talks to his cactus like it's his sporting director? RTG2** welcomes you with open arms! Here, you'll progress, test and philosophise about tactics more complex than a Westworld scenario. 🤓⚽🤪

One agreement, two styles, but only one truth: at RTG, we play football seriously, without ever taking ourselves too seriously. So join us before we become as mythical as the latest episode of Game of Thrones 😎

#propaganda
#cardboard president
#gulag
#ass comb

📢 FELLOW PLAYERS, YOUR DESTINY IS CALLING YOU! 📢
Are you a competitive soul? Do you dream of D1, of pinpoint passes and victories won by the sweat of your brow (or a lucky shot)? Then join the elite, where only the best survive... or at least, where you can say "it wasn't my fault, it was the pitch!" 😎
Send RTG1 to 61212, and get ready to don the spikes of glory!

💥 THE D2: THE CLUB FOR CLEVER AND CLUMSY PLAYERS 💥
Do you want to progress without taking yourself too seriously? Want to score a goal... even if it's in your own half? 😅 Dreaming of a deal where the president's lame jokes are as legendary as missed penalties?
Then send RTG2 to 61212, and make sure you've got a good cardio... so you can get away from the dodgy jokes.

🎤 This message has been brought to you by R.T.G Corp, official purveyors of epic emotional moments and (accidentally) top corner hits.

Alternatively, you can head straight over to our discord for free.
It's 100% free, 200% fun and 3000% more interesting than watching your cat try to catch a shadow. So, OSE. Come on over. Click. Live the legend. 😎🔥🤩
👉👉👉https://discord.gg/ftv8Avdq👈👈👈

Drezzo35: 📢 AMIS JOUEURS, VOTRE DESTIN VOUS APPELLE ! 📢
Tu as l’âme d’un compétiteur ? Tu rêves de D1, de passes millimétrées et de victoires arrachées à la sueur de ton front (ou d’un tir chanceux) ? Alors rejoins l’élite, là où seuls les meilleurs survivent... ou du moins, là où on peut dire "c’était pas ma faute, c’est le terrain !" 😎
Envoie RTG1 au 61212, et prépare-toi à enfiler les crampons de la gloire !

💥 **LA D2 : LE CLUB DES JOUEURS MALIN

Personally, just for the tactical advice, I'm going straight to the discord 👍

Drezzo35: 📢 AMIS JOUEURS, VOTRE DESTIN VOUS APPELLE ! 📢
Tu as l’âme d’un compétiteur ? Tu rêves de D1, de passes millimétrées et de victoires arrachées à la sueur de ton front (ou d’un tir chanceux) ? Alors rejoins l’élite, là où seuls les meilleurs survivent... ou du moins, là où on peut dire "c’était pas ma faute, c’est le terrain !" 😎
Envoie RTG1 au 61212, et prépare-toi à enfiler les crampons de la gloire !

💥 **LA D2 : LE CLUB DES JOUEURS MALIN

Too bad the discord link doesn't work in your post 🙈🤣😛!

Long live Ronol ❤️