Every season I play the same team in the 1st round of the cup. Every season I lose on penalties after a goalless draw, even though I tried everything I could to score. Even though I'm far superior in terms of stats. So carrot or beast.....?

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What's a missing parameter?

Chris33 every season when he sees Diditom 1st round

Your midfield was lacking in this game. Many people don't realise the importance of the midfield

Your mid center players throws white towel to the air.
4x out of luck

Alex-AJA: Chris33 toutes les saisons quand il voit Diditom 1er tour

😂

I've got worse than you, diditom. Well, I still won on penalties:
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Skyz you've been avenged 🤣
Not the most exceptional carrot but still....

This season, we need to come up with a title, I've already designed the logo xD

nice logo :p
but for whom ????????????????

Colombpal85: Cette saison, il faut qu'on attribue un titre, j'ai déjà designé le logo xD

The return of the Oscars?

estac: Retour des oscars ?

Ah, I don't know, I was just having fun with the AI 🤣
But we can discuss it, yes 😁

estac: Retour des oscars ?

Oscar...ottes. 😂🤣

You just have to be the best :D

A fun little game!😁
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😱

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Tank °LA°: #match?mid=5948673&stats

She's beautiful. A serious candidate

Really

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A pretty goalless draw, despite slight domination 😁

El_Sombrero: #match?mid=5957123
Allée, un joli match nul et vierge, malgré une légère domination 😁

All that's missing is the goal you should have conceded from a possible one-on-one chance with the opposition and it would have been perfect!

Don't worry, it's still a friendly match!

Le croc: Console toi ça reste un match amical !!

Don't worry, it'll hit one of my fingers without moving the other!

El_Sombrero: T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

You must have a malformation because personally, the other one systematically moves if you touch me.

El_Sombrero: T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Nice reference!

Low flying 🫣

El_Sombrero: T'inquiètes, ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre !

Oh no Manu sors de ce corps 🤣🤣🤣

Zeus: Oh non Manu sors de ce corps 🤣🤣🤣

Originally, it was Chirac... Macron only plagiarised it.

Wasn't it Plato who said that at the time?

It seems to me, during a lesson with Socrates (on the endu... no, I'm just kidding)... Plato was starting to talk about love... which would become platonic over time... Socrates retorted to his askew thesis, and that's when he launched his famous "it touches me one without..."... Socrates replied, "Don't speak ill of the eunuchs, your thesis on your love is for them!

They liked to make fun of each other in those days!

Brutus: Ce n'est pas Platon qui avait dit ça à l'époque !?

Il me semble, lors d'un cours avec Socrate (sur l'endu... non là, je déconne)... Platon commençait à parler d'amour... qui deviendra avec le temps platonique... Socrate rétorquait à sa thèse de travers, c'est là qu'il avait lancé ce fameux "ça m'en touche une sans..."... Socrate lui aurait alors répondu "Ne te moque pas des eunuques, ta thèse sur ton amour est faite pour eux !"

Ils aimaient se vanner à l'époque !

Don't mess around too much with Socrate, he's an admin on VF...Now given his advanced age, it's possible that this formula suits him perfectly^^

Lebaygue: A l origine,c est Chirac...Macron n a fait qu un plagiat.

That's true :D

Reincarnation is like wine - it gets better with age!
After that, certain expressions about the Greeks are unworthy of eunuchs... and I don't condone them!

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Jeez
Anyways it was still a very good game we were just a bit unlucky.

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14 occasions a 1

Afk 90'!

It teaches humility! You're bad jack! 😅

Mininovak: #match?mid=5957293&stats

14 occasions a 1

Afk 90’ !

Ça apprends l’humilité ! T’es mauvais jack ! 😅

Yes, very bad xD

Do you, like me, get systematically unpleasant feedback from your junior recruiter despite his excellent grade and a level 10 training centre?

soufa2m: Avez-vous comme moi de systématiques désagréables retours de votre recruteur juniors malgré son excellente note et un centre de formation niveau 10 ?

Sorry about what 🤣😅 (humour)

It may have something to do with your strikers

Magikcats: C'est peut être lié à tes attaquants

or your club name...?

Sikora: ou à ton nom de club...?

Mdr

Thanks again for your brilliant mdm....
A guy who doesn't care about the match and as soon as he connects he scores.
2 chances to 8 and xg catastrophe
I really understand why a lot of people stop.... bothering to follow the game for 1 hour and 30 minutes just to get screwed

meanwhile Aymeric

Here's a nice one:
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Drosko: En voilà une petite sympathique :
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GG!

If you can give me your opinion on the reason for such a low xG, I'd love to hear it, because I didn't understand it at all..
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Totti10: Salut ! J’en ai une un peu spéciale, d’ailleurs si vous pouvez me donner votre avis sur la raison d’un xG aussi faible, je suis preneur, car je n’ai pas compris du tout…
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Wow indeed ^^

Totti10: Salut ! J’en ai une un peu spéciale, d’ailleurs si vous pouvez me donner votre avis sur la raison d’un xG aussi faible, je suis preneur, car je n’ai pas compris du tout…
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Why so many midfielders?
i'd have put more in attack myself